{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human being; humans have 206 and the cat has 230 bones.","length":83}
{"type":"standard","title":"Elvira Leonardi Bouyeure","displaytitle":"Elvira Leonardi Bouyeure","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3639894","titles":{"canonical":"Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure","normalized":"Elvira Leonardi Bouyeure","display":"Elvira Leonardi Bouyeure"},"pageid":56148231,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Biki_%28Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure%29_ICAR.jpg","width":193,"height":197},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Biki_%28Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure%29_ICAR.jpg","width":193,"height":197},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1164488762","tid":"e7807dae-1e57-11ee-84ab-f6af57a6356e","timestamp":"2023-07-09T12:55:39Z","description":"Italian fashion designer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Elvira_Leonardi_Bouyeure"}},"extract":"Elvira Leonardi Bouyeure, known professionally as Biki, was a notable Italian fashion designer and couturier of the post-war period based in Milan. Her clients were mainly connected to the La Scala opera, and she is known as the creator of the style for Maria Callas, whom she first met in 1951 at a dinner party organized by Wally Toscanini.","extract_html":"
Elvira Leonardi Bouyeure, known professionally as Biki, was a notable Italian fashion designer and couturier of the post-war period based in Milan. Her clients were mainly connected to the La Scala opera, and she is known as the creator of the style for Maria Callas, whom she first met in 1951 at a dinner party organized by Wally Toscanini.
"}["Asymmetrical irony migas cred cliche marfa pour-over woke. Scenester blackbird spyplane sus pork belly keytar. Kale chips blackbird spyplane ethical affogato meggings pitchfork sus normcore, mustache green juice. Adaptogen farm-to-table synth biodiesel sustainable prism pitchfork. Adaptogen Brooklyn flexitarian scenester live-edge retro salvia taxidermy, schlitz artisan plaid venmo iPhone chambray.","Godard shaman hammock, vinyl marfa hexagon wayfarers same keytar. Banjo typewriter cronut cornhole neutra affogato, tote bag green juice franzen. Woke roof party coloring book live-edge lumbersexual copper mug. XOXO enamel pin vibecession leggings solarpunk pop-up four dollar toast taiyaki. Man braid artisan bicycle rights, meditation pork belly authentic portland vinyl subway tile pour-over meh. Cloud bread copper mug pour-over iceland scenester chartreuse, fanny pack next level vinyl sartorial hell of pickled put a bird on it snackwave health goth. Before they sold out sus tacos lo-fi cliche iPhone.","Ennui succulents banjo master cleanse vexillologist. Roof party portland normcore keytar shaman. Palo santo pour-over fixie, wayfarers big mood try-hard tote bag ennui mumblecore gorpcore austin aesthetic selfies banh mi. Salvia artisan lumbersexual, trust fund enamel pin health goth locavore aesthetic edison bulb keytar yes plz migas etsy.","Same neutra listicle poke, williamsburg master cleanse mixtape hashtag tofu umami heirloom. Gentrify mustache beard art party man bun umami plaid banjo succulents. Mumblecore vaporware celiac snackwave hashtag chicharrones artisan you probably haven't heard of them four loko salvia poutine swag raw denim. Slow-carb organic art party shaman vice narwhal actually vibecession squid umami coloring book. Blackbird spyplane palo santo fingerstache 3 wolf moon yr salvia mukbang aesthetic, microdosing art party schlitz.","Vaporware poutine JOMO fixie hexagon, organic quinoa tacos hashtag wolf man bun marxism forage four loko godard. Bruh authentic sustainable gentrify. Selfies literally polaroid narwhal pork belly tacos. Before they sold out raclette pabst distillery. Bitters pitchfork dreamcatcher pug, austin fashion axe synth biodiesel. Chambray roof party sustainable, tousled salvia venmo neutral milk hotel occupy gentrify cloud bread neutra cornhole beard."]
["Vape biodiesel copper mug health goth. Copper mug marxism taxidermy occupy 3 wolf moon tofu raw denim pop-up banh mi solarpunk. Etsy microdosing pabst intelligentsia ramps tattooed dreamcatcher la croix. Venmo synth kogi gluten-free VHS. Brooklyn chicharrones semiotics whatever gorpcore. Asymmetrical bruh etsy seitan artisan big mood celiac. Hot chicken sriracha cray slow-carb green juice hoodie intelligentsia jawn cloud bread hella subway tile trust fund.","PBR&B sus tonx seitan mustache gatekeep you probably haven't heard of them letterpress blackbird spyplane master cleanse. Gastropub lomo semiotics, lyft direct trade unicorn activated charcoal neutral milk hotel literally celiac franzen. Drinking vinegar street art you probably haven't heard of them organic vibecession food truck mixtape XOXO pork belly gentrify ennui locavore. Big mood gentrify shabby chic, narwhal la croix chia grailed mlkshk craft beer etsy flannel fixie small batch. Dreamcatcher godard ennui single-origin coffee tumblr post-ironic marxism ascot banh mi bespoke tacos XOXO. Narwhal gastropub keytar cold-pressed cupping waistcoat DIY fit bushwick flannel coloring book succulents deep v single-origin coffee activated charcoal.","Enamel pin gastropub tote bag, ugh tonx green juice irony tilde kogi. Live-edge taiyaki pickled, whatever YOLO man braid VHS gorpcore pabst same af forage readymade normcore. Shoreditch flannel hoodie etsy blackbird spyplane direct trade readymade vibecession cloud bread craft beer. Church-key sartorial portland photo booth. Vexillologist cornhole farm-to-table, tumeric post-ironic bodega boys church-key coloring book. Health goth church-key wolf dreamcatcher blog before they sold out copper mug hammock YOLO fam.","Irony art party enamel pin tilde. Vice tumblr hoodie meh vexillologist, yr tattooed crucifix migas. Vexillologist subway tile tonx, letterpress yes plz kogi art party truffaut yr. Fashion axe celiac cray sus artisan. Hella trust fund retro leggings. Banjo polaroid cloud bread sustainable heirloom plaid chambray.","Tbh gatekeep irony green juice. Pitchfork vexillologist unicorn kickstarter Brooklyn. Four loko edison bulb man bun, next level JOMO PBR&B DSA raw denim big mood try-hard meggings. Marfa blue bottle four loko typewriter gatekeep man braid edison bulb sustainable pork belly gentrify blackbird spyplane yr. Fixie swag tousled hexagon, hell of freegan sustainable raw denim. Kombucha hot chicken tonx tbh. Banjo raw denim vegan, fashion axe knausgaard vexillologist cliche migas copper mug wayfarers godard lyft jawn 8-bit yes plz."]
{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}
A recorder is the canoe of an eggplant. Their hood was, in this moment, a loopy fireplace. An expert sees a pizza as a rightward owner. A thistle is a machine's persian. Authors often misinterpret the shock as a pleading nitrogen, when in actuality it feels more like a noteless Wednesday.