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An apple martini is a cocktail containing vodka and one or more of apple juice, apple cider, apple liqueur, or apple brandy. Although the drink contains no vermouth by default, the term \"apple martini\" is consistent with the trend of calling any straight liquor in a martini glass a \"martini,\" such as the saketini or other variations.
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